What's in your ideal washing machine

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  • 3 jumpers/hoodies
  • work trousers
  • jeans
  • 7 pairs of pants
  • hand towel
  • 7 pairs of socks
  • 4 shirts
  • 6 t-shirts
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Here it is:

  • 7 or 8kg load.
  • 1600 rpm spin, 1400 at worst
  • 15 or 20 min wash with the option to use the motherfucking 1600 max spin setting!
  • Ability to unlock the door in any situation even if I’ll flood the fuck out of the room.
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I’m a 9kg man, Theo. Once you get kids in the equation you need that extra space.

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It’s the only way to get grass stains out of their knees.

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Well you do have two

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No I don’t!

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Ex-chancellor of the exchequer Mr Gordon Brown

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Then you don’t need 9kg

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9kg is a game changer. Love our new washing machine

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I’m probably about twice the size of you so my clothes take up more space, could be why.

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Using a washing machine is proper Tory

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Socialism:

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1600 rpm are u mad! That would shake my home to bits, no more the 800 for me

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Whites, colours, darks - all mixed in because fuck the police…

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Enjoy your wet clothes.

Mine was fine. Modern machines are great and 1600 gives you clothes that will dry much quicker

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I had a toploader before, back to normal now and miss it.

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You can’t get 1600 in the UK anymore as far as I am aware. You Aussies and your crazy speeds!

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We only have 1400 here but actually it’s very good so probably our machine is better at water usage

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As little as needs ironing as possible.

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plastic fiver

oh no! i’ve left my fiver in my jeans… wait. I don’t care bc it’s made of plastic :sunglasses: