What's the best page of a book?

I’d say 147, on average. Enough time to set the scene and then to really get things going.

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Definitely not the prologue. Will ask that robot

@discobot roll 1d350

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Did you know that the maximum number of sides for a mathematically fair dice is 120?

:game_die: 104

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@discobot roll 1d120

:game_die: 94

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147 was already funny but then 184 riffed on it in a way that was frickin sublime

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The blank ones at the back I can write rude things on for whoever reads it next.

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And, you know, not all books go there, that’s just a shame the author’s don’t have the vision to get their best page out there

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Whenever I’m browsing books in a shop, I scan through page 100 to see if it feels right or not.

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great idea

i used to grab my mum’s library books and read out the last page to her out loud and she’d put her hands over her ears

i was such a little c**t of a child

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Close

…but it’s 143

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I tend to give most attention to the first and final thirds of what I’m reading so some of them idk

This page from the Yiddish Folktales book that @Peanutbuttertoast lent me is particularly strong

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I didn’t notice the title until after I’d read it and I chuckled so much

The map

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