#10

Female cows aren’t just the black and white ones and all other cows aren’t just male cows

#11

That the dial essential cranks up the power.

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#12

aw that’s a lovely misconception!

#13

That Edinburgh is closer to New Zealand than it is to London.

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#14

also how come some people on here know everything?

Seems like hard work

#15

Marckee just uses google

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#16

reckon if it was possible to record all the facts we know, Markee and TheWza would know somewhere between ten and twenty times as many things as me.

#17

I know it’s a joke on here, but I rarely do. Sometimes to check a reference or something, but that’s it really.

I just love to read stuff I’ve never read before.

#18

He’s just, like, really smart.

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#19

Ginger—>teaspoon---->peeled
Baked beans----->upside down—>pour

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#20

Wait what? Are meths and Aimee related? Does @1101010 actually have the surname GB? V behind

#21

I don’t think meths is related to Aimee Mann. He’s never said…

#22

It just disturbs me as to what the assumption would be about the source of Jersey cow milk…

#23

The in jokes never end!

#24

I’ve re-read and I think your phone replaced Smee with Aimee?

I didn’t realise no one knew meths’ last name was ‘Smee’. We used to joke about it all the time. When Smee first appeared we all assumed it was a meths alt, particularly as no one figured being like meths online was a genetic trait. :wink:

(Yes GB come from my last name. )

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#25

Oh lord autocorrect foils my plans again!

#26

that £6 is the standard rate for toast in London

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#27

I can’t believe you fell for such an easy one. Come on, man.

#28

thought Hookworms singer was a woman when i first heard them

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#29

That pine nuts are worth stealing.

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