What's the best vegetable for throwing?

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#1

By best I mean which one could you chuck the furthest.

My heart tells me it’s the turnip, though I wonder if a courgette of moderate length with a decent girth might be quite good too.


#2

Brussel Sprout


#3

The humble spud has to be in with a shout.


#4

Reckon I could launch an onion a fair fucking way


#5

maybe a bunch of carrots. hold them by the end, spin round like throwing a hammer. whoosh.


#6

Orange


#7

Top 3, no doubt.


#8

Red? Generally slightly smaller, so maybe a better grip?


#10

I’d go onion


#11

Good call that, yeah, I’d go for a red


#12

Giant asparagus spear


#13

That’s my courgette logic.


#14

Kohlrabi

Hold it by the ‘hair’, spin and launch. Reckon I could get it around 550m.


#15

Probably too flaccid to fly really well, but might be worth a go.


#16

This, it’s got to be an onion, pretty much ball shaped


#17

Just about to head to work (pub/restaurant), I’ll experiment!


#18

The woody bit at the bottom is still intact meaning it has a good rigid structure. Jan Zelezny that badboy.


#19

Layered though, which would no doubt introduce some air resistance.


#20

You can get a vicious spin on a courgette


#21

Celeriac

Got the weight and the carrotty hair thing