What's the cheekiest thing you own?

[profk]

bottle opener keyring.

[ericVI]

[profk]

tropical session, eh? very cheeky.

[Epimer]

Mug that says “fuck off”

[profk]

the cheek on that.

[Epimer]

FUCK OFF

[profk]

2 former housemates of mine who were a couple had a really unflattering photo of them snogging printed on a mug, and put it in the regular circulation of mugs. first time I saw it I was like ‘LOL look at this! hahaha this is fucking great!’, but they looked quite upset and I think they were quite sincere about the mug.

[profk]

one of them was the same guy who I almost had a fistfight with after he accused me of sabotaging his tomato plants in the back garden.

[Raanraals]

My arse

[Bamnan]

had some kind of willy soap once that you were supposed to put your willy in to clean it.

and a novelty thong that makes a goat noise

[profk]

we’ve all been schooled in cheekiness

[BMS1]

A life size cardboard cut out of Lembit Opik.

[blimeycharlie]

My old housemate was brought back a two foot long candle in the shape of a penis by one of his mates who was on a stag do. Weirdly he left it here when he moved in with his girlfriend.

[blimeycharlie]

Actually that’s the raffle prize sorted.

[andyvine]

i’ve got a cock-shaped bottle opener. wonder how many entries in this thread will be cock-shaped

[Slicky]

Probably Vincent. Do you own your children?

If not then I had a glow in the dark condom once it was thick, like much much thicker than a balloon. Glowed right good though.

[japes]

nandos oven mitt

[grievoustim]

I have a book called “the cheeky guide to Brighton” that I purchased 22 years ago when I first moved here and people still used books for that kind of thing

I imagine it’s no longer very useful

[anon19035908]

This is a superb joke.

[1101010]

A friend made these for each of us one Christmas.

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