tropical session, eh? very cheeky.
Mug that says “fuck off”
the cheek on that.
2 former housemates of mine who were a couple had a really unflattering photo of them snogging printed on a mug, and put it in the regular circulation of mugs. first time I saw it I was like ‘LOL look at this! hahaha this is fucking great!’, but they looked quite upset and I think they were quite sincere about the mug.
one of them was the same guy who I almost had a fistfight with after he accused me of sabotaging his tomato plants in the back garden.
had some kind of willy soap once that you were supposed to put your willy in to clean it.
and a novelty thong that makes a goat noise
we’ve all been schooled in cheekiness
A life size cardboard cut out of Lembit Opik.
My old housemate was brought back a two foot long candle in the shape of a penis by one of his mates who was on a stag do. Weirdly he left it here when he moved in with his girlfriend.
Actually that’s the raffle prize sorted.
i’ve got a cock-shaped bottle opener. wonder how many entries in this thread will be cock-shaped
Probably Vincent. Do you own your children?
If not then I had a glow in the dark condom once it was thick, like much much thicker than a balloon. Glowed right good though.
I have a book called “the cheeky guide to Brighton” that I purchased 22 years ago when I first moved here and people still used books for that kind of thing
I imagine it’s no longer very useful
This is a superb joke.
Royle Family piggybank/swear box that I got for Christmas about 15 years ago from my mum with a picture of Jim Royle on it exclaiming ‘Swear box, my arse’