You would need to have the needle touching your skin before the about turn to qualify for this thread, sorry

Paid a deposit for a tattoo but didn’t go through with it, for financial reasons ironically

I’d say I basically ‘order’ a takeaway at least a few times a month when I’m tired/hungover and then don’t pull the trigger when I think about how much I could get from the supermarket for the same price. Occasionally do pull the trigger and get a rush of both surprise and buyer’s remorse in the seconds that follow

A few times at Uni I’d get up, get dressed and be about to leave to go to a lecture or a seminar and then just get back in bed.

Probably the most memorable occasion I got ready, left the hall, walked all the way to campus, into the building, up the stairs, put my hand on the doorknob to the seminar room, bottled it and then went back home to bed. I got a 3rd.

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Had an annoying 9 o’clock biology lecture at THE OTHER END OF TOWN* from my 10 o’clock chemistry lecture that I used to frequently skip. Or, more ludicrously, would meet my pal outside of, then we’d go get a £2.50 cooked breakfast from the union and then go to the later lecture.

In first year I went to 15 out of 60 biology lectures. In second year I went to 3 out of 20 (more labs that year). Got an average of a 2:1 for them, because biology is easy.

*15 minutes tops

I am at work so cant risk googling this so am going to assume its your front nether region.

1st What point did you back out?
2nd I have often wondered how a tattoo artist goes about doing tattoos like this, where do the lean do they request the area cleaned first ect.?

Skin has to be cleaned (usually with an alcohol swab) and, where necessary, shaved prior to a tattoo :+1:

Front arse, aye.

  1. I was next in the queue and ran out of time before they closed for the day. (I was already having second thoughts as had been queuing for ages and sobering up, so managed to persuade my friend to go first, thinking that they would hopefully run out of time for me).
  2. I had in mind the area just below the bikini line, not any more intimate than that.
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Why do you think I did biology?

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My dad insisted I come with him on a business trip in West Africa.
I paid out for a visa, I got at least 4 different jabs done at the doctors. I got anti-malaria meds.

Dad cancelled the trip.

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Irked

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I’m still irked.

On the up side I may have immunity to hepatitis A, B & C for a few more years.

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Another underrated cartoon character is Droopy IMO

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Yeah, I like Droopy

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Couple of times I’ve gone to the supermarket, at stupidly busy times of the year, put a few items in my trolley but it has been too fucking busy so I’ve just abandoned the trolley in an aisle and walked out.

If this is what makes me a terrible person then so be it.

Went for a blood test, flinched out a couple of times as they went to put the needle in and then abandoned it.

Got Danni minogue stuck in my head now

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I don’t know why*, but I can only apologise.

*nor do I wish to know.

Love doing that

Off topic but doesn’t deserve its own thread, has anyone been so disappointed with a hair cut they’ve immediately gone to another barber straight after, and then gone home to try and cut it yourself?