#47

Front arse, aye.

  1. I was next in the queue and ran out of time before they closed for the day. (I was already having second thoughts as had been queuing for ages and sobering up, so managed to persuade my friend to go first, thinking that they would hopefully run out of time for me).
  2. I had in mind the area just below the bikini line, not any more intimate than that.
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#48

Why do you think I did biology?

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#49

My dad insisted I come with him on a business trip in West Africa.
I paid out for a visa, I got at least 4 different jabs done at the doctors. I got anti-malaria meds.

Dad cancelled the trip.

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#50

Irked

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#52

I’m still irked.

On the up side I may have immunity to hepatitis A, B & C for a few more years.

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#53

Another underrated cartoon character is Droopy IMO

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#54

Yeah, I like Droopy

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#55

Couple of times I’ve gone to the supermarket, at stupidly busy times of the year, put a few items in my trolley but it has been too fucking busy so I’ve just abandoned the trolley in an aisle and walked out.

If this is what makes me a terrible person then so be it.

#56

Went for a blood test, flinched out a couple of times as they went to put the needle in and then abandoned it.

#57

Got Danni minogue stuck in my head now

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#58

I don’t know why*, but I can only apologise.

*nor do I wish to know.

#59

Love doing that

#60

Off topic but doesn’t deserve its own thread, has anyone been so disappointed with a hair cut they’ve immediately gone to another barber straight after, and then gone home to try and cut it yourself?

#61

Once walked to a seminar, saw through the window that my mate / social crutch wasn’t there so turned around and went home

#62

when i first went to uni i got a haircut. got back to halls and they’d left it all long at the back, i looked like karen o. tried to cut it a bit myself but made a dogs dinner of it. gf came up to see me at the wknd and sorted it out, went and got it cut round the corner from her place in manchester after that

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#63

Yep. Back when I had long hair. Told them very clearly to take quite a bit off the back, and not much off the front and they did the opposite. Ended up with a mullet, basically. Had to try and even it up by cutting the back once I got home. Still looked dreadful, obviously.

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#65

Psyched myself up to ask someone out for s coupla weeks. Then didn’t

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#66

By which I mean the psyching up was two weeks, I wasn’t going to paulstretch the proposition of a date

#67

Was supposed to start a new job after six months of blissfully solvent redundancy.

Arrived at the site - a hospital in West Dunbartonshire - on Monday morning. Walked through the main door. Walked back out, rang up and told them I’d had a better offer.

No brain surgery that day.