Trust me it’s not that cool
Whoa. You paddled up that??
Took a photo? Not all that cool
Nonchalantly flicked a loose ping pong ball back to its owner using the outside edge of my shoe without breaking my stride.
There were audible gasps.
Get on my level, Chegg.
I won a game in a Netrunner tournament by playing a niche card called Showing Off, when I could have instead won by not playing it and doing something similar, so was literally showing off by doing it.
I got TWO high fives from spectators for that one.
Fleshlight I had left in the fridge
You’ve got better than this lonz. Dig deep.
I have chatted to Henry Winkler about Arrested Development? Maybe some of his coolness rubbed off on me?
RUBBED OFF LOL!
Did you show him your profile pic?
Alas this was back in the dark days (no profile pics not before DiS!)
Did you really meet the fonz, or are you saying it to be the big man on campus?
Bungee-jumped at Reading one year while tied to a random girl. Think the Prodigy were headlining at the time.
No I met him. He was promoting something for the company I worked for and he was super nice and he went round the room and spoke to everyone but he stopped longest at me because I hit him with AD bantz rather than ‘go “eeeeehhhhhhh”’
Did you say “Where’s your head at?” on the way down, to impress her with your knowledge of the prodigy?
He was talking about season four, should have told him not to fucking bother.
Cool by proxy, I’ll allow it
I used to be quite a good windsurfer, and came third in a SE England Under 18 freestyling Windsurfing competition
Abseiling of the top of Merton Civic Centre
Chased and caught a joyrider who crashed his car.
But that was many years ago.
Sounds like a hell of a day!
