What's the etiquette here? (Human blood on a business card)


#1

Hi.

I was at a meeting on Friday with about 12 people basically none of whom knew each other. It wasn’t a networking event but the kind of thing people often use as such.

I was sitting down waiting for it to start and someone comes up and gives me his card, but as he hands it to me he gives himself a paper cut with it and by the time I’m holding it there’s a large-ish smear of his blood on it.

He doesn’t acknowledge it and spends the rest of the meeting openly dabbing his cut with tissue, suggesting he has no shame, but I SAW him look at the blood on the card. He MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

What’s the etiquette here, on his and on my part?


#2

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?


#3

hand him your card with your blood on it and become blood brothers


#4

Yes I think so


#5

Put the card, and then yourself, in the bin


#6

Do or do not, there is no etiquette.


#7

approach him and ask him to kindly wipe his blood from the business card.


#8

Use his blood to make a clone of him, and train the clone to find him and call him a dick.


#9

Give it a lick


#10

Kate Tempest - Human Blood on a Business Card

Available on Spotify from 07/04/2017


#11

Run it between the keys of your keyboard to pick up excess fluff.


#12

make a thread on Drowned In Sound


#13

Obvs mate


#14

Kill jester


#15

This seems like quite a poor joke?


#16

Bogle to Aswad


#17

It’s a great joke mate - what’s the problem? It’s like you’re paranoid, looking over your back.


#18

He’s done it deliberately, you know that, don’t you?