What's the furthest you've travelled in order to have a wank (or rub one out)

thursfilthnonrobot

#1

I asked my Dad to drive me to Crewe once when I had a particularly strong urge.

Probably wouldn’t do that now.


#2

why did you need to go to crewe to do it


#3

I mean, I know crewe is a notoriously erotic town, but couldn’t you have just stayed at home and imagined being in crewe


#4

Was the urge to be in Crewe while wanking? Or just for the wank itself? If the former: geographical fetishes are all new to me! And if the latter: why did you even have to travel in the first place?! So much about this bewilders and fascinates! Plus I find the idea of a central wank location conceptually problematic to the question. Would you consider your partner’s house (if you didn’t live with them) a valid answer? Because if that’s the case, I’ve practically been on wank pilgrimages!


#5

Christ alive, @saps, ANSWER.


#6

About four and a half inches.


#7

I just knew that only a statue of a griffin would do the job and the only one I could think of at the time was at Crewe Hall. My Dad was pissed off, to be honest, but he owed me.

Have a look and tell me you don’t understand.


#8

Romford.


#9

From Upminster Bridge? That’s hardly a trek.


#10

Sorry. That doesn’t indicate how far I travelled. Romford from Liverpool.


#11

Hi saps. I’ve clarified below. Apologies for the confusion.


#12

It’s ok, nor did my OP.


#13

If this is legit, we need a story.

Make one up if you like. I did.


#14

This thread is very CREWED


#15

I got my dad to drive me too. I told him it was to audition for a band.


#16

yuou travelled to Crewe to wank over a statue?


#17

The 3rd floor gents (toilet obvs) at work


#18

You mean you haven’t?


#19

or maybe I am glad I found someone else who has?

(I haven’t)


#20

Some people just aren’t normal.