I asked my Dad to drive me to Crewe once when I had a particularly strong urge.
Probably wouldn’t do that now.
why did you need to go to crewe to do it
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I mean, I know crewe is a notoriously erotic town, but couldn’t you have just stayed at home and imagined being in crewe
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Was the urge to be in Crewe while wanking? Or just for the wank itself? If the former: geographical fetishes are all new to me! And if the latter: why did you even have to travel in the first place?! So much about this bewilders and fascinates! Plus I find the idea of a central wank location conceptually problematic to the question. Would you consider your partner’s house (if you didn’t live with them) a valid answer? Because if that’s the case, I’ve practically been on wank pilgrimages!
About four and a half inches.
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I just knew that only a statue of a griffin would do the job and the only one I could think of at the time was at Crewe Hall. My Dad was pissed off, to be honest, but he owed me.
Have a look and tell me you don’t understand.
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Romford.
From Upminster Bridge? That’s hardly a trek.
Sorry. That doesn’t indicate how far I travelled. Romford from Liverpool.
Hi saps. I’ve clarified below. Apologies for the confusion.
It’s ok, nor did my OP.
If this is legit, we need a story.
Make one up if you like. I did.
This thread is very CREWED
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I got my dad to drive me too. I told him it was to audition for a band.
yuou travelled to Crewe to wank over a statue?
The 3rd floor gents (toilet obvs) at work
You mean you haven’t?
or maybe I am glad I found someone else who has?
(I haven’t)
Some people just aren’t normal.