#20

Some people just aren’t normal.

#21

Did you both sit in the car looking at the Griffin while you um finished?

#22

Let’s say, for the sake of this thread, that I did.

What of it?

#23

Of course not, I’m not a weirdo.

#24

so were u in the car and he went for a walk

#25

Are you knocking one out while I’m replying? What’s the hunger for detail?

#26

that was very aggressive, I don’t wanna play now

#27

*wank

#28

I’m sorry.

I’m sensitive about this issue.

#29

yes of course. just give me the boring made up details and let me get on with it please.

#30

Make up?

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#31

Have a photo instead

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#32

i want to know the real reason that you went to crewe to touch yourself

#33

Can you keep what I tell you a secret?

#34

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#35

I don’t where that’s published so you’ll have to tell us the distance.

Unless you mean your local newsagent.

#36

In your hearts it seems.

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#37

*loins

#38

Do they make a distinction between the two?

#39

Hmm, I intended this to be a silly thread and hoped it was clear that the OP was a joke rather than for it be an actual discussion about masturbation and travel. I’m not sure anyone would actually go on a journey to masturbate.

If I’ve misjudged the tone of new DiS then I apologise.