#26

that was very aggressive, I don’t wanna play now

#27

*wank

#28

I’m sorry.

I’m sensitive about this issue.

#29

yes of course. just give me the boring made up details and let me get on with it please.

#30

Make up?

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#31

Have a photo instead

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#32

i want to know the real reason that you went to crewe to touch yourself

#33

Can you keep what I tell you a secret?

#34

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#35

I don’t where that’s published so you’ll have to tell us the distance.

Unless you mean your local newsagent.

#36

In your hearts it seems.

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#37

*loins

#38

Do they make a distinction between the two?

#39

Hmm, I intended this to be a silly thread and hoped it was clear that the OP was a joke rather than for it be an actual discussion about masturbation and travel. I’m not sure anyone would actually go on a journey to masturbate.

If I’ve misjudged the tone of new DiS then I apologise.

#40

It’s not even really the title/OP, it’s more the way the comments dissolve into boring blokey locker room stuff

#41

0 Days Since DiS etc…

#42

I’m disappointed there was no actual story. Was expecting some convoluted situation involving a trip to Crewe where nothing was achieved but they had to stay the night in some grotty guesthouse and go straight to bed, resulting in onanism being the only ‘achievement’ of the entire fiasco.

#43

I think Saps is in denial

#44

I resemble that remark.

#45

there’s no point at all in me posting in this thread yet I have still done so.

Is there anything in life that doesn’t get more depressing the more you think about it?