#22

A marmot, at a push.

#25

Probably a large crab or something.

#26

One of those big Penguins (emperor?)

They are always falling over anyway aren’t they? - pretty high center of gravity

#27

Would say penguins too, except a) I was bitten by a penguin when I was a kid, so I’m already 0-1 down in the series and b) that one fucker aside, penguins are generally a GBOL, don’t think I could hit one.

(Also they’re not mammals!)

I’d say something not too toothy then, like an aardvark perhaps.

#28

but yer aardvark has the low center of gravity. No way he’s going down

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#29

I would never

#30

Trump or BoJo as mentioned upthread, whichever is larger.

I’m no fighter, but I reckon my rage for them for them would trigger something primal or something.