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All few would be Isaac Newtons in the longer category
remember the eclipse? that was a relief
Couldn’t move for eclipse memorabilia in Devon, whole place went crazy for it.
From what I heard, the locals didn’t much like it - they were clouded with rage.
Many of them lost their usual sunny disposition.
Stared at the sun through binoculars once because my dad told me not to. I sure showed him!!
A lad at school once reckoned he stared at the sun for 10 minutes without blinking.
The same lad once got trials for either Real Madrid or Barcelona (can’t remember which) after getting spotted doing keepie-ups on a beach on holiday.
He also once fell off a roof and broke every bone in his body.
8th April 2024 for the next one.
Put it in your diary.