what's the longest you've voluntarily needed a wee but not bothered going for one for?

  • 0 minutes
  • 1 - 5 minutes
  • 6 - 30 minutes
  • 30+ minutes

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I’ve gone to bed needing a wee just because I cba


Incredible. Did you make it until the morning?

As soon as I lay down I just wee in my own mouth.



he’s the piss tbh


oh yeah should have known! I never look at people’s titles

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look at mine now.



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I’ve never pissed in my own mouth before

that’s ok

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@Ruffers did you enjoy it?

Yeah it’s alright.

Sometimes I forget how warm piss is.

It’s been in your body ya dummy! Jeez

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I’ve done some long stretches of night-driving without stopping for a wee - especially when the cheeksters were young enough to sleep in the car. You stop, they wake up.

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oh that must really suck. Driving seems boring at the best of times!

A wise person pees when they can, not when they have to

- Unknown

Do you need a piss right now?
  • Yes
  • No
  • No (but I’m lying I actually do)

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I’m peeing rn

leave the motor running, keep it in neutral and use one leg to continue revving whilst you piss out the car door.