I am guessing not. I imagine I would probably die due to toxicity caused by compacted faecal matter, or something equally delightful that would appear in the local papers.
Royal Albert Hall and Leicester Cathedral. The latter was mainly exciting because I was the only one in the building at the time. Dude in charge had to fuck off to his work Christmas shindig, so I was in charge of Dicky III for a bit.
That must have been a bit of a strain to get out.
Tate Modern I think.
And it was a toilet.
Not a permanent exhibit.
Or hadn’t been.
I probably did a shit in the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Hong Kong.
Huge splatter radius
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Gonna say either Windsor Castle or the UN Headquarters in New York…
Or as we in the industry like to call it…
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Your colon?
Another vote for royal Albert Hall
Probably one of the London museums. I’m pretty sure the Natural History museum has had some of my natural history.
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Macauley Culkin’s apartment (both his bathrooms)
Check your not having a chronic bowel disease privilege please.
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Warp films office building but it wasn’t a proper one cos i was too nervous about being heard
Schonbrunn Palace
imagine needing a shit at 10 and holding it in til half 5. no thanks.
it is a benefit of moving to an evening shift though that i now tend to have all my day’s shitting done before i get to the office
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Shoreditch House (pooditch house more like)
Versailles
Westminster Hall for me. Scottish Parliament (numerous), World Trade Center, Boston Museum of Fine Art too.
One of my colleagues took a dump in Trump Tower during the US election campaign. She didn’t flush.