I remember back in my late 20s signing up to a dating site and it being the first time I hadn’t just gone for the meaningless ma0sm because I didn’t want it traceable to everything else I had online (i.e. DiS).
Ended up just putting the name of my band and “man” on the end of it. Whenever I think back and remember doing it I always cringe. Just feels like the stupidest username I could think of.
Aside from that it’s always been my name, never really did the whole kooky username thing.
one of my first email addresses was an nme.com email address. Embarrassing enough. I can’t remember the reason but around the time, I used to say “come on!” quite a lot, as an expression of approval. So my email address was comeonandy@nme.com
Which in hindsight made it sound like I wanted people to jizz on me.