Would you like the password too
What was your security question bb
It was what was your first c
Wait a minute!
My anime ones from 2001-2004ish back when I had no idea how the Japanese language worked, and pronounced stuff like purachina as pew-ra-china when actually it’s the romanised version of the Japanese pronunciation of platinum and sounds closer to pra-chi-na. Anyway my dumbass self used a lot of Japanese sounding words borrowed from anime and mashed them together thinking I did something. I was saved in 2005 when I saw someone had a gmail account and I begged for an invite and began my classy gmail ways with my real name and and a more anonymised version with my initials which I still use today
I just remembered that when I did a work placement at IBM, their internal chat tool (some Lotus Notes shit) had a free text thing for your status. I set mine to
i sUFFER rOCK
because I was listening to a lot of dEUS at the time and thought it was cool and subversive. All of the middle aged men in IBM must have been so impressed.
Aw Lotus Notes! Did you have a picture as your avatar? Crayons? Maybe a shell?
I don’t remember that well, I don’t remember there being an option for a picture of any sort
my first email address (circa 1998 hotmail) contained some of these lyrics from a Bloodhound Gang song
Uhh, that was creepy
I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass
Or scour my boobies off with a rusty S O S pad
Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood
tries to avoid attention
hump a piece of hotmail
MC Hammer of the Gods
one of my backup email addresses for my main email is apparently “poopoodoctor”
can’t remember when I started this email and I don’t know the password for it
It’s a lyric from The Stills song Gender Bombs.
choice between email@example.com or darklava which was my go-to username for e.g. blogging/journal sites. Reckon Starpuddle probably edges it for embarrassment but darklava takes the crown on pretentiousness