I just got a really wiry eyebrow hair out with my thumb and forefinger, so it’s going to be difficult to top that.
picked a scab off my earlobe
Was ready to walk to work but a bus pulled up just as a I passed the stop, so took that opportunity. Good decision.
hit the snooze button
Man I had a great couple of days picking off the scab on my arm from my recent crash. Substantial
Washed all the knuckle tattoos that I applied using a Sharpie last night off my hands.
Massive poo
Bought and drank a cappuccino
Eaten some peanut butter toast
Put my liquid eyeliner on as perfect as I can get it in one go. YAS.
Just had a good stretch.
I recently bought a felt tip eyeliner. what a revelation! no more hard pencils or liquid all in my eye!
Made a really good coffee. Using the office espresso machine is still a hit or miss process for me, so getting it bang on is always a nice achievement.
Scalded myself making coffee just as someone asked me how I was today so, thinking quickly, said “Oh, at the point of self-harming.”
Ho ho ho.
Well, the only way is up from here.
Hoovered my room for the first time in ages. I now have a nice clean floor
Cranberries are the devil’s fruit.
I use this -
I’ve always used liquid, I can’t get the hang of felt tip ones!
stuck on Sunshine by Twista while the extremely stiff upper lipped head of department was talking to my colleague next to me.
The devil gets all the good things.