What's the most severely punishable crime you've done and not been caught


#1

Leaving out drugs possession cause that’s obvious. I’m going to have a poo and get my chilli con carne cooking and there better be some good responses in here when I get back


#2

Not sure poo is a standard ingredient for chili con carne


#3

Treason


#4

You’re not going to catch me out that way government man


#5

Drug possession is not that punishable in most cases I’d imagine. Not compared to some of the shit I’ve got away with I tell the


#6

Taxation fraud probs


#7

moral turpitude


#8

Swanocide


#9

Accidentally stole a 7Up from Wilkos once


#10


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#12

Isn’t there one of those old laws where The Queen is allowed to pass the death sentence for someone offing a swan?


#13

Wearing brown shoes with a suit


#14

Supposedly. I think it is only swans on a certain stretch of the Thames. That is where I do most of my killing.


#15

i thought the queen could bump whoever she wants


#16

*bump nasty


#17

nice try, narc