Leaving out drugs possession cause that’s obvious. I’m going to have a poo and get my chilli con carne cooking and there better be some good responses in here when I get back
Not sure poo is a standard ingredient for chili con carne
You’re not going to catch me out that way government man
Drug possession is not that punishable in most cases I’d imagine. Not compared to some of the shit I’ve got away with I tell the
Taxation fraud probs
Accidentally stole a 7Up from Wilkos once
Isn’t there one of those old laws where The Queen is allowed to pass the death sentence for someone offing a swan?
Wearing brown shoes with a suit
Supposedly. I think it is only swans on a certain stretch of the Thames. That is where I do most of my killing.
i thought the queen could bump whoever she wants
nice try, narc