What's the most shocked you've ever been?

The volley?

When I was 10 a girl didn’t come to school one day. We later found out that a van had crashed into a bus stop she had been waiting at and killed her.

The volley.

Gus Fring turning round to reveal his mangled face

Gotta have sex if you want grandkids M9

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When our daughter was born - the sheer shock of her being there, and everyone being okay. There are no words available to describe the total-body awe of that first moment.

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pretty good tbh

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Or I could finally do the honourable thing and marry your mum.

fidel :fearful:

My uncle dying was a huge shock. We had just started speaking again after a long estrangement. I knew he was poorly, but he hadn’t told anyone it was actually cancer :pensive:

Didn’t you have nine months or so notice?

touché
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Touche, but it wasn’t smooth sailing, especially at the end. Frankly felt very lucky to be walking out of there with a family at all! Also, I just wanted to chuck a positive counterpoint in.

Getting punched in the face. Sometimes I still can’t believe it happened.

I’ve been punched in the back of the head before. Not shock so much, like a bright white light of pain. Top fun.

I do not know what this means sorry

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One time I was walking down the road when I was 15 with my mates and this bloke who was 18/19 just headbutted me fully in the face, completely out of the blue, and then threw a bottle of gin at my head. I was really, really drunk though and had to deal with the police etc thinking “oh god I am drrrruuuuunnnkkkk” and they didn’t seem to notice

Yeah being bottled was surprising and out of nowhere. Must’ve looked double hard cause I was just a bit confused while blood was going dripping all over my bonce. Started hurting a lot a few seconds later

Ryan Jarman’s beauty was doing the rounds on my fb recently:

EDIT: in pink Converse too.

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