yeah you can do, they’ve got a stone in the middle sort of like an apple core (but don’t eat that!)

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you can eat the skin though? that’s pretty cool!

Banana, obviously.

Pear :pear:

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Fig

this like is from my partner who agrees with you

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she’d also accept ‘apple’

I think this is the sexiest fruit to eat in front of someone; real power move to just crunch away like a horse, juice flying, carelessly toss the core away. Real Aladdin vibe.

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I read that out and she got a bit flustered

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Raspberries

Really bothers me there’s no raspberry emoji. I wrote q story about a raspberry bush and masturbating so they’re peak Thursday fruit for me.

Look at them

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If you had to, what’s the biggest fruit you could shove up your ass? Easy peeler I reckon

The hairy bits look like pube stubble :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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I want to put my tongue in that groove so bad. Sexy sexy babes.

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Does the whole thing have to be fully in or can I have the end of a yam poking out of my anus?

Widest point of the fruit has to breach but you don’t need to get all of it up there

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Funny timing this thread as just last night I remembered Stephanie Sarley and spent a good while watching her fruit fingering videos

Cool. Reckon if you can do an easy peeler you could manage a lubed up aubergine starting with the narrow end.

I’m obviously using the common sense definition of fruit. Not the nerd one

Coward.

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Same. There’s barely a day that goes by when I don’t find myself with a requirement to use a raspberry emoji.

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