Giving details to a composite artist.
Err average nose, face and hair?
Giving details to a composite artist.
Err average nose, face and hair?
Skiing.
The job that my old neighbour had were he was an “entertainer” for a major bank and had to take clients out on the town and show them a good time.
Did he have to wank anyone off?
Any job that involved being nice to people I hate.
I believe so, yes.
I’d be even worse at snowboarding. Like skiing but really awkward and trying to look cool by imitating skateboarding. I could at least stand up on skis I reckon.
Skiing needs skill snowboarding needs bravery. Got neither.
Came here to say skiing; I have poor balance, hate cold weather and really hate being surrounded by Tories.
Skiing too, and I know this from experience
Doubt I’d be a good pasta chef either
member of parliament
All the pomp and ceremony with special maces and not being allowed to call out liars and stuff.
Snowboarding would be easier, there’s only one bit of wood as opposed to skis where there are two of the bastards, plus poles
cave rescuer
“oh you’re stuck in a cave? best of luck with that mate”
Yeah, yeah we get it, you’re not a paedo.
Trying to work out if this is a burn
that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me
chris de burghn
Breastfeeding
*underwater cave rescuer.
FUCK THAT
Final of the worlds strongest man (except the atlas stones: well easy that one)