What's the thing you reckon you would be the worst at?

Giving details to a composite artist.

Err average nose, face and hair?

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Skiing.

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The job that my old neighbour had were he was an “entertainer” for a major bank and had to take clients out on the town and show them a good time.

Did he have to wank anyone off?

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Any job that involved being nice to people I hate.

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I believe so, yes.

I’d be even worse at snowboarding. Like skiing but really awkward and trying to look cool by imitating skateboarding. I could at least stand up on skis I reckon.

Skiing needs skill snowboarding needs bravery. Got neither.

Came here to say skiing; I have poor balance, hate cold weather and really hate being surrounded by Tories.

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Skiing too, and I know this from experience

Doubt I’d be a good pasta chef either

member of parliament

All the pomp and ceremony with special maces and not being allowed to call out liars and stuff.

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Snowboarding would be easier, there’s only one bit of wood as opposed to skis where there are two of the bastards, plus poles

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cave rescuer

“oh you’re stuck in a cave? best of luck with that mate”

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Yeah, yeah we get it, you’re not a paedo.

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Trying to work out if this is a burn

that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

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chris de burghn

Breastfeeding

*underwater cave rescuer.

FUCK THAT

Final of the worlds strongest man (except the atlas stones: well easy that one)