What's the thing you reckon you would be the worst at?

[thewarn]

Final of the worlds strongest man (except the atlas stones: well easy that one)

[laelfy]

Only directed at myself. I haven’t skied but it was pretty easy to get the hang of the basics of snowboarding (standing up, getting down the mountain). But turning well and getting speed needs lots of bravery and I was just too much of a wimp to get good at it.

[japes]

reckon you’d smash the qualifiers though?

[Raanraals]

and really hate being surrounded by Tories

…says the accountant!

[anon29812515]

Have you watched any recently? My favourite is Iron Bibby. He is absolute dogshite apart from one lifting event in which he is incredible.

[japes]

at least his clothes don’t have any creases

[Steved]

I was literally the only man left in the office last time there was a golf day.

[Raanraals]

Yeah, I’m pretty unpopular with colleagues myself.

[froglet]

nursing.

“oh you’re feeling unwell? sorry to hear that, i’ll totally help you in a minute but i just need to, err, do something… somewhere else…” sound of me running away

[sarahispi]

Any kind of surgery that takes hours to perform. There’d be a point where I’d lose focus and be all “This’ll do” and the nurses would start screaming I’d taken the wrong organ out.

[Aggpass]

the nurses would start screaming I’d taken the wrong organ out.

[Aggpass]

Spy:
terrible liar, bad under pressure, don’t give a fuck about queen and country, wouldn’t stand up well to any form of torture, would immediately blow my cover, incredibly unsubtle (especially after a few martinis), too short to suit a trench coat

[1101010]

Happy to change your title to “Brave but stupid” if you like?

Edit I guess “Brave but no skillz” is closer to the mark

[anon44377095]

All of this for me too, plus the fact that I sleep talk. Not a good spy.