What's the weirdest thing you've ever found in your pocket?

Found a Campino in my pocket about 5 years after they stopped selling them

Not me but my old flatmate bought a jacket on ebay and had been wearing it for a few weeks before he found a folded up bit of paper in a pocket and it read “And now you will die”.

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I bought a fluffy zippy jumper from a charity shop and someone had put one of those Wetherspoons track and trace forms in the pocket but filled it in with two sides of racist conspiracy theories and book recommendations

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@the_ravens, while playing DiS Reds vs Blues, many years ago.

This is not true. @the_ravens always ran rings around me.

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Twenty pound note

A bill from a restaurant I’d never been to.

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Wow

also,i don’t think i did

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Lil tiny skateboard

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Tv remote

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A wrap of brown powder in some shorts I bought from a charity shop.

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Mmmm, gravy gratis.

I just put on a jacket I haven’t worn in ages and it has two unidentified boiled sweets (purple) and a hair tie (pink) in the pocket

My jacket pockets are always full of crap though, so it’s not really surprising

Surprised you didn’t lead with crap as the weirdest thing you’ve found in your pockets tbqh.

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It’s not weird if it’s always there!

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