What's the worst thing Cliff Richard's ever done?

  1. Set a legal precedent whereby it’s impossible for the media to reveal the identity of suspected criminals.

  2. One of the other things Cliff Richard’s done (please specify)

That thing at Wimbledon

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I know there’s plenty in 2, but why have a dog and bark yourself?

Dennis Wise?

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hmm don’t really think Cliff is in the wrong here

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I do.

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The best thing he has done is the Wired for Sound video.

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take it to the…

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There’s no forgiving that Lords Prayer / Auld Lang Syne mashup he did.

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The video juxtaposed the line “And forgive us our trespasses” with footage of children in a Nazi concentration camp.

So that was cool.

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So many opportunities for a munificent charitable donation of £200K. No let’s call it a round million.

^This 100%

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wondering where my curtain ties had got to

I remember when he first “announced it” on one of those ‘An Evening With Cliff Richard’ programmes on ITV or whatever the hell it was. Cliff went into a long preamble about how he’d created the most profound piece of music ever, like he’d composed the fucking Brandenburg Concertos or something.

The bloke’s fucking weird man.

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I think I told my Cliff Richard story on the old boards but… I came home from school one day and my dad called me into the lounge and who was there with him? Sir Cliff. Obviously I was a hugely attractive young boy and Cliff did nothing untoward whatsoever.

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