#17

On a non-pet related note, one of my favourite bits from comp was a new maths teacher coming in and laying down the law about homework: “Now I’m not having any excuses about having left your book on the kitchen table.” A couple of months later, when she was supposed to return them after marking, we were “Where’s our books Miss?” Her: “I left them on the kitchen table…”.

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#18

The worst thing your pet has done is being punched in the eye?

#19

Other way around.

#20

My cat Calcifer smashed up most of a tea set. My parents left it out overnight when they had guests over and he got his head stuck in the milk jug trying to lap up the last bit of milk and end up kicking over several other pieces of crockery in blind panic.

I think my parents are to blame for this. They shouldn’t have left milk out!

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#21

After the death of his brother (who he lived with) and we tried to reintroduce him to his other 2 brothers, he attacked the weaker one, who was literally just the most gentle gerbil ever and had white fur and the blood was all in his fur and he was really subdued for ages afterwards :frowning: then when we tried to reintroduce them again, he tried to bite him again but my dad got his hand in the way so he bit my dad. it’s really bad BUT him and the brother he lived with were absolute soulmates and they’re sitting together in pretty much every group picture we have of them when they all lived together and they were always playing and squabbling so I just think he was really really upset and angry with grief :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

#22

oh and one time I tried to make him watch Bake Off with me as a cute bonding exercise and he did a wee on my hand :’(

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#23

My cat tries to play fight with me every single morning as I’m putting on my socks. Kinda my fault cos I fight with him cos it’s v cute but NOT when I’m putting on my socks.

He’s not done anything really naughty though cos he has a very good nature.

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#24

My childhood pet dog ripped the next door neighbour’s rabbit’s head off with his teeth and came into the kitchen with it dangling out of his mouth.

My mum had to buy them a new rabbit.

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#25

oh my god

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#27

Saw this story before the edit :fearful:

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#28

My old cat brought a fucking wood pigeon into the living room and decided not to kill it but to just torture it for a couple of hours. Took me so long to clear the feathers out of the living room and then I didn’t really know what to do with this half dead wood pigeon so put it in a plastic bag and then popped it in a bin on the running track behind my parent’s house.

#29

Mine woke me up at about 6 this morning because I’d locked her in with me. It was actually quite pleasant but still a terrible and evil thing to do.

#30

Oh man.

Oh.
Man.

#31

Fuck this, I’m revoking the edit function. That should have stayed!

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#32

I appreciated the rather jarring peace offering of a rabbit in exchange for one mauled neighbour too but please oh please don’t remove the edit function!!

I need to cover up all those spelling mistakes and grammatical errors :stuck_out_tongue:

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#33

Emmett is number one good cat.

Worst thing is just when we fist got him and he was confused and he went upstairs on to a freshly made bed and just peed on it.

#34

My cat Jessica once came tumbling through an open Velux window in the bedroom with a massive pigeon in her mouth while I was enjoying a nice lie in

Chaos and feathers ensued

#35

dog ate my gran’s budgie

budgie (miraculously) survived, minus half its feathers. though six months later it would drown itself in a highball glass of coca cola.

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#36

This sounds like an especially warped episode of Sylvester & Tweety…

#37

We had a couple coming to look round the house when our parents were selling up a while back. My kitten chose the exact moment they were coming back downstairs to unleash the most horrendous liquid shit all over the living room floor. It instantly filled the room with one of the foulest smells I have ever smelled. The woman in the couple started retching.

They ended up buying the house though so…