#45

A courgette that was past it’s best. It kind of exploded as it hit the (carpeted) floor.

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#47

This has reminded me of when a friend and I went to Lidl, and he kept going on beforehand about how bullshit it was that they charged for carrier bags (this being before the 5p charge across the board). He’s a bit of a Tory bellend like that.
Made a big show of grabbing a Sainsbury’s bag before we left and taking it with him. Got to the till after me, and when asked if he needed one, triumphantly declared “no thank you”, dramatically produced the bag from his pocket, opened it out with a flourish, and proceed to pack it, pay, turn to walk away, and watch everything come tumbling out of the hole in the bottom. A bottle of pasta sauce smashed and went all over his foot. I had to leave the store.
He appeared a couple of minutes later with his things in a Lidl bag.

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#48

Fucking always

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#49

:laughing:

#50

because your white cotton glove privileges got revoked immediately and you were demoted to desk work I assume?

#52

If I’m spending anything more than 50 sheets on a book, you’ll put the fucking gloves on, butterfingers!

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#54

YOU WILL WEAR THE GLOVES AND LIKE IT

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#55

Good - maybe you’ll be less cocky and more careful.

#57

You and me could probably do a whole thread of ‘stupid things you’ve done in a lab’

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#58

Gonna rock up at your shop and insist you wear the gloves. Then ask if you have the kindle version.

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#59

black-sad-labrador

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Thread for jokes you knew people were going to make (rolling)
#61

Someone should start a rolling ‘jokes you knew someone was going to make’ Thread.

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#62

I’d call it home.

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#64

Probably not the worst but on my first day at Iceland I dropped a four pack of own brand lemonade from quite a height, and watched it bounce an inexplicable amount of times before a quadruple explosion directly beneath the spread legs of an elderly man.

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#65

Your intenal monologue refers to yourself as Doctor?

Explains a lot.

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#66

Well someone’s got to.

(my mum’s stopped putting it on my birthday and Christmas cards)

#68

hell in a box.

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#69

Dropped my phone down the toilet while a bit worse for wear. Didn’t find it until the morning after. Miraculously it still works.

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#70

Not sure if this’ll work but the ad at the top of this page is absolutely hilarious:

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#71

Fuck, that’s what laser eye surgery is?! I guess the clue was in the name all along.

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