#48

Fucking always

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#49

:laughing:

#50

because your white cotton glove privileges got revoked immediately and you were demoted to desk work I assume?

#52

If I’m spending anything more than 50 sheets on a book, you’ll put the fucking gloves on, butterfingers!

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#54

YOU WILL WEAR THE GLOVES AND LIKE IT

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#55

Good - maybe you’ll be less cocky and more careful.

#57

You and me could probably do a whole thread of ‘stupid things you’ve done in a lab’

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#58

Gonna rock up at your shop and insist you wear the gloves. Then ask if you have the kindle version.

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#59

black-sad-labrador

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Thread for jokes you knew people were going to make (rolling)
#61

Someone should start a rolling ‘jokes you knew someone was going to make’ Thread.

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#62

I’d call it home.

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#64

Probably not the worst but on my first day at Iceland I dropped a four pack of own brand lemonade from quite a height, and watched it bounce an inexplicable amount of times before a quadruple explosion directly beneath the spread legs of an elderly man.

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#65

Your intenal monologue refers to yourself as Doctor?

Explains a lot.

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#66

Well someone’s got to.

(my mum’s stopped putting it on my birthday and Christmas cards)

#68

hell in a box.

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#69

Dropped my phone down the toilet while a bit worse for wear. Didn’t find it until the morning after. Miraculously it still works.

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#70

Not sure if this’ll work but the ad at the top of this page is absolutely hilarious:

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#71

Fuck, that’s what laser eye surgery is?! I guess the clue was in the name all along.

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#72

Justifies the price, I suppose.

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#73

Not sure if laser eye surgery or an amazing advancement in projector technology

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