If I’m spending anything more than 50 sheets on a book, you’ll put the fucking gloves on, butterfingers!
YOU WILL WEAR THE GLOVES AND LIKE IT
Good - maybe you’ll be less cocky and more careful.
You and me could probably do a whole thread of ‘stupid things you’ve done in a lab’
Gonna rock up at your shop and insist you wear the gloves. Then ask if you have the kindle version.
Someone should start a rolling ‘jokes you knew someone was going to make’ Thread.
I’d call it home.
Probably not the worst but on my first day at Iceland I dropped a four pack of own brand lemonade from quite a height, and watched it bounce an inexplicable amount of times before a quadruple explosion directly beneath the spread legs of an elderly man.
Your intenal monologue refers to yourself as Doctor?
Explains a lot.
Well someone’s got to.
(my mum’s stopped putting it on my birthday and Christmas cards)
hell in a box.
Dropped my phone down the toilet while a bit worse for wear. Didn’t find it until the morning after. Miraculously it still works.
Not sure if this’ll work but the ad at the top of this page is absolutely hilarious:
Fuck, that’s what laser eye surgery is?! I guess the clue was in the name all along.
Justifies the price, I suppose.
Not sure if laser eye surgery or an amazing advancement in projector technology
My mum’s laptop after she specifically told me to be careful with it. Some of the casing came apart but I managed to squeeze it back together and she never noticed.
It’s a lonely life with such a niche fetish
Reminds me of someone who wanted a stupidly rare and expensive record I was selling on eBay.
He messaged me: “People with the money always get to buy the good stuff.”
I sympathise, mate, but, y’know, I want their money.
