big fan of describing an explosive shit as sounding like:
old shoes falling out of the loft*
*stolen from the viz obviously
some of these are absolute crackers too*
*stolen from the old boards
big fan of describing an explosive shit as sounding like:
old shoes falling out of the loft*
*stolen from the viz obviously
some of these are absolute crackers too*
*stolen from the old boards
Only ever seen it on Imgur so it might be made up, but the Australian expression meaning roughly âwhy else would I be here?â, that goes: well Iâm not here to fuck spiders.
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Enjoy using âIâve got a face like a dropped pieâ when hungover.
âAs pissed as a badgerâ is a favorite. But I am not sure it is an actual expression.
âYou canât polish a turdâ will always remain a firm favourite.
Someone (think it was @colossalhorse) introduced me to that wonderful Polish one that translates as ânot my circus, not my monkeysâ for when something isnât your problem.
Also heard someone say theyâd rather plait shit than watch a cricket match once.
my ma often uses âyou get more with sugar than you do with shiteâ
My mum god rest her soul once attempted to use âas happy as a pig in shitâ to describe someone joyful.
She actually said âas happy as pigshitâ which I now use instead. Much better.
I first heard that from someone else on here (I canât remember who - sorry whoever you are!) but itâs a great phrase. I took to using it so often my gf bought me this mug for work:
wild goose chase
Having a whale of a time.
What?! Youâve polished a turd? And taken photos of it?
Russian pal has some great alternatives to yer standard Brexit Britain ones. âOn thin iceâ translates to âa cow on skatesâ for example.
I missed that. I stand corrected. Henceforth I shall instead use âyou can definitely polish a turd, but that is completely irrelevant in this scenarioâ
âAs wet as an otterâs pocketâ gets regular airings.
I also thoroughly enjoy and steal Alan Patridgeâs âIâd rather lick piss off nettlesâ.
my mate describes his arse after a particularly hot curry as "being like a butcherâs bin"
Does the pope shit in the woods!
Liking this before itâs corrected.