Liking this before it’s corrected.
Fixed it. Soz.
“a face like he’s been dookin for chips” always tickles me
similarly got a lot of time for "a face like a well-skelped arse"
if it’s someone i don’t like asking, i’ll normally answer this question with "a piece on shite"
This one:
Face like a slapped arse
nearly printed this out
Oh i missed this. Not heard that variant before
‘Mad as a box of frogs’ is a good one. Hasn’t been around for long apparently? Sounds well antiquated
“I’m so hungry my arsehole’s eating my underpants”
Told a colleague the other day that something “really boiled my piss” and he hadn’t heard that one before. Didn’t think it was particularly uncommon.
i won’t be able to make it into the office this week, my wife has died
“You make a better door than a window” the second someone dares to stands up in front of the television
not my circus, not my monkeys
I need to piss like a hostage
“I’m hungrier than Budapest” is a recent one
“As useless as a marzipan dildo”
“That’s the cat’s pyjamas”
we used to refer to something that was unkempt as looking “like terry wait’s allotment”
“FUCKO”. Often used to describe something being hit at force, but only works in a Scottish accent.
