What's your favourite thing to open?

Jar of instant coffee for me, though I could be convinced otherwise.

To clarify, I can’t be convinced that opening a jar of instant coffee isn’t satisfying, but I may be convinced that something else is even more satisfying.

my heart

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Can of worms.

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One of those Grolsch style bottles.

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but also the cork pop on a new bottle of bourbon/tequila/etc.

Remember when people would say “can of whoopass”?

I guess at one point, it was seen as witty, like “why would whoopass be in a can!? lol”

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In the 90s it was quite common for folk to threaten to ‘open up a can of whoop ass’. Never did it myself, but imagine it could be quite satisfying.

I find the little pop when you open a jar of marmalade satisfying.

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I find this one quite stressful, feel like with a regular bottle top I have more control over the opening mechanism.

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Le whoopassoi

  • whoopass
  • whoop ass
  • other

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Is whoop a real word?

Answer: Yes

Tory answer but sparkling wine is a deeply satisfying thing to open

Dunno now I’ve written it, I think whoopass is better.

Milk carton ringpull things.

whoo pass

Yes, yes I do.

You know what, I wonder if it’s actually ‘whup’, like beat or whatever.

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Pandora? I hardly know her etc etc