Dunno what mine is
Instant coffee
A nice candle, in particular a Black Cherry one I got from Dunelm at the weekend.
Lovely.
Big jar full of cali style weed that smells like pineapples (and weed)
Probably one of the many candles Mrs Horse has shoved in my face in various shops around the UK. She’s got a welsh cake one on the go atm. Smells lovely but makes me very hungry.
Years back my little cousin used to try to capture his farts in little plastic containers to then use against people. The thing was, it never actually smelled of fart by the time he sealed it. A valiant effort but logistically it was never going to work.
The little plastic containers were the ones which contained these flimsy wrap around sunglasses that would roll up and go in a container. I think you got them free from coca cola or something, I can’t remember.
Your favourite thing to smell in a jar is faded cousin farts?
Yes
I want to say moss but it’s probably a pickled egg
Jar Jar Binks’ ass
Pesto
That sounds incredible! What brand is it?
Mrs Horse doesn’t know off the top of her head - will report back later!
@Epimer please add to your fictional band list
Thankyou! Much appreciated
an open door
“A dead crow” - Mick 7, Slipknot.
Expensive sundried tomatoes.
In a cellar.