What's your favourite thing you've ever smelled in a jar

[hesastopsiiiiign]

Where in shitting crikey is my nose?

It’s in a jaaaaahhhr, mate

[zxcvbnm2]

when is a smell not a smell
when it is in AJAR

[zxcvbnm2]

@ma0sm

Years back my little cousin used to try to capture his farts in little plastic containers to then use against people. The thing was, it never actually smelled of fart by the time he sealed it. A valiant effort but logistically it was never going to work.

adjacent to this, I used to like repeatedly farting on my sisters pillow. Just over and over throughout the day. then at bedtime there’d be a cry of “MMMAAAAAM ZXCVBNM’S PUMPED ON MY PILLOW!!!”

34 I was etc

[colossalhorse]

Sorry for the wait - completely slipped my mind. Apparently it’s these guys:

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/thereworksllandovery

[sine_wave]

Thanks!