What's your go-to expletive these days?

For reasons unknown to me, I keep (mentally) calling things, people, abstract concepts, computer programs etc “YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICK” whenever something doesn’t work as I want it to.

What about you?

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SHITHOUSE

Fuck!

What can I say? I’m a purist.

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It’s a classic for a reason!!

You absolute fucking dick.

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I’m a little worried that my son will learn it soon but I don’t want to stop saying fuck because it’s so satisfying.

Dickhead

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Fucking sausage

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worthless piece of shit

often make myself laugh with how over the top it is (usually directed at something completely innocuous).

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good old fashioned fuck

BOLLOCKS

Fucksake
Fuckity bollocks

Larry David esque “oh you cunt, what a cunt” (which probably isn’t great really)

YOU FUCKING CUNT

Tangent but the delivery of ‘don’t keep saying it’ might be my favourite line in curb

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Prick.

I love it because it is simple, low level, and works for calling drivers pricks, the weather, MS Teams, cleaning the house, all pricks.

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oh i enjoy ‘knob’ too

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I like to swear in French so often say PUTAIN or MERDE.

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Cock for me

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