For reasons unknown to me, I keep (mentally) calling things, people, abstract concepts, computer programs etc “YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICK” whenever something doesn’t work as I want it to.
What about you?
For reasons unknown to me, I keep (mentally) calling things, people, abstract concepts, computer programs etc “YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICK” whenever something doesn’t work as I want it to.
What about you?
SHITHOUSE
Fuck!
What can I say? I’m a purist.
It’s a classic for a reason!!
You absolute fucking dick.
I’m a little worried that my son will learn it soon but I don’t want to stop saying fuck because it’s so satisfying.
Dickhead
Fucking sausage
worthless piece of shit
often make myself laugh with how over the top it is (usually directed at something completely innocuous).
good old fashioned fuck
BOLLOCKS
Fucksake
Fuckity bollocks
YOU FUCKING CUNT
Prick.
I love it because it is simple, low level, and works for calling drivers pricks, the weather, MS Teams, cleaning the house, all pricks.
oh i enjoy ‘knob’ too
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I like to swear in French so often say PUTAIN or MERDE.