I’ve started asking for the (something)ymajig of late. For example if I can’t find the tin opener, “where’s the openymajig?” Scissors: “where’s the cuttymajig?” TV remote: “changeymajig.” I also do an overexaggerated mime while saying it so as to help the gf understand what I’m saying.
She hates it. I hate it. But for some reason I can’t stop doing it.