Langered. Bollocksed. Fucked. Destroyed.
DRINKING BEER! DRINKING MALIBU!
Tipsy
Bit drunk
Pissed
Pissed as a fart
Facking paraletic
Hammered Plastered
Smashed Wankered Pished
Limbarked Rampled Poshuasion Proomed Gerried Carbunkled Semanorked Brievered Parsnipped Canjoured P’shward
mortal
No need for any other words
off my face
absolutely fuckin’ spannered mate
Shitfaced
Another vote for mortal.
I’m prwtty boozed to be honest.
Wonderful
Ugh i feel really wonderful right now
Hammered Spannered Fucked Shitfaced
drumk
Where’s the poll ffs?
Smashed, btw
Lo-panned
