What's your kebab shop order?

Large donner meat and chips please, no salad, garlic mayo. Can of Rio too. Used to like going into the one in Bath with my mate who spoke Turkish and could tell me what the workers used to say about everyone in there :grinning:

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“DiSer over there, watch out”

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meat and chips, chilli sauce and a can of lager late.

normal meal time, felafel wrap or chicken kofta and chips with extra hot peppers, chilli sauce, and a diet coke.

ever not referred to or been referred to as ‘boss’ in a kebab shop?

  • nope
  • yes, once.

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oh here we go, turkish mates being invoked

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Nothing as interesting, he just grew up in Cyprus.

all time dogs, no?

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all the greek cypriot people I know are absolute nutter Chelsea hard lads.

I’ve been going with a turkish mate recently, you only get the good stuff if you go with your turkish mates

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Gary, who drives the snack truck round here is a tiny little Greek Cypriot Chelsea (possible hard) lad.

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Falafel wrap

Sauces? Hummus?

Halloumi pitta with onion, green cabbage, red cabbage, lettuce and chilli sauce. Side order of chips smothered in garlic sauce. Every time.

shitty mondo kebab shop mainly salad burger late and drunk tho…

I have never ordered anything from a kebab shop.

I’d hit the chicken shop and get 20 wings and a Pepsi.

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That sounds like a posh kebab shop. :grinning::heart_eyes:

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think Berlin was the last place I had a kebob. :thinking:
seem more dependable and generally a better standard than over here.

Id have 1 kebab please.

Hummus, garlic sauce, some chili sauces.

are the hipsters going to claim the humble kebab soon. :grimacing:

What are your 'bab shops called guys?

Up here, we’re a big fan of calling it the ‘3 in 1’ or ‘5 in 1’. Funnily enough you don’t often hear it called the 4 in 1.

Anyway……