What's your least favourite thing about cyclists?


#1

Mine is probably those silly little outfits they wear.


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#2

The fact that they’re all cunts.


#3

The endless inane bullshit spouted about it


#4

The way they call bottles, “bidons” because they’re fucking stupid.


#5

Drugs


#6

if anything, they’re TOO perfect


#7

thanks man


#8

don’t talk to me about cyclists


#9

Adult cyclists who cycle on the gotdamn pavement.


#10

going through red lights/pedestrian crossings and either not giving a shit at all or going ‘duh sorry i didn’t realise driving though a bunch of people was a bad idea derp’


#11

Cyclists who cycle towards you on the cyclepath BUT DON’T KEEP LEFT.


#12

They pick all the good food if you get to Box Hill after 4pm.

Wobbly ones who don’t have enough confidence to cycle in busy traffic.

Track standing at lights.


#13

wreaking havoc in countries on the coast of the South Pacific/Indian oceans


#14

when they cycle in the middle of the lane.
get in the ditch cunts


#15

Distorted view of what constitutes ‘cheap’


#16

saw a guy the other day wearing a helmet and hi-vis jacket, but still cycling on the pavement. what a cock.


#17

read the highway code, mate!!!


#18

Jealous!


#19

Who am I kidding, I wish I could. I might start racing this year, do you reckon I will learn???


#20

My favourite thing has to be the way they ride 4 or 5 abreast on country lanes. That’s really endearing.