Mine is probably those silly little outfits they wear.
The fact that theyâre all cunts.
The way they call bottles, âbidonsâ because theyâre fucking stupid.
Drugs
if anything, theyâre TOO perfect
thanks man
donât talk to me about cyclists
Adult cyclists who cycle on the gotdamn pavement.
going through red lights/pedestrian crossings and either not giving a shit at all or going âduh sorry i didnât realise driving though a bunch of people was a bad idea derpâ
Cyclists who cycle towards you on the cyclepath BUT DONâT KEEP LEFT.
They pick all the good food if you get to Box Hill after 4pm.
Wobbly ones who donât have enough confidence to cycle in busy traffic.
Track standing at lights.
wreaking havoc in countries on the coast of the South Pacific/Indian oceans
when they cycle in the middle of the lane.
get in the ditch cunts
Distorted view of what constitutes âcheapâ
saw a guy the other day wearing a helmet and hi-vis jacket, but still cycling on the pavement. what a cock.
read the highway code, mate!!!
Jealous!
Who am I kidding, I wish I could. I might start racing this year, do you reckon I will learn???
My favourite thing has to be the way they ride 4 or 5 abreast on country lanes. Thatâs really endearing.
this is now the filth thread