What's your porn star name?

Just kidding. Anything like this can fuck off. Shit humour for shit cunts.

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zxcvbnm

ooh that is good. I’m slightly turgid just seeing it.

I’m bored.

Bored stiff?

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oops wrong place/hole

Sex Sexington-Sex (Tory porn only).

PRIVATISE MY ANUS BABY

Dr Edward Rection

Dave Perineum

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Tanning Chatum

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Tulips Roundthis

Let me strip away those benefits.

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2018 and Granqvist and Seb Larsson are playing in the World Cup

oh ffs

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Max Deposit

Grassy Knowles

Yorkshire T

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Mediocre Dave