Tbh, sometimes I drink Petrol when I fancy fragrant pudding.

Sometimes if I open the fridge door and see the mayo jar just sitting there I will dip my finger in the jar and just have lovely little taste of mayo

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omg you are truly my sista from another mista. I could happily feast at the open fridge with tespoon and jars of mint sauce, dill and mustard sauce, and probably most things that are festering in there…

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I drink the juice out of a jar of pickled herring.

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Drank all the vinegar from a jar of pickled jalapeños last time I finished one.

  • Sounds horrible
  • Sounds delicious
  • Not sure

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can’t believe lopes eats firelighters

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Yesssss!!
Little dip here, little spoonful from there. Joyous stuff :heart:

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I like a bit of raw pasta, not A pasta sheet for a lasagna, but spaghetti or the rwitlynones or something like that

the most surprising revelation in this thread so far

Have you had vegan block? Sooooo good. Almost exactly like proper butter. Salted but not too much.

And Fapps licks matches

Missed that. What a thread.

Imagine eating frosties with cheese and only being the 5th weirdest person in here.

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Ftfy

I’m afraid yours is still way grosser.

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I went to bed still laughing at this post.

Grosser than cheese on Frosties?

Definitely.
Thinking about your pringle habit makes me feel nauseous (no offense)
Cheese on frosties just makes me feel confused.

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It’s just nice to be thought about.

In fact, I can understand the logic behind cheese on frosties, tho I still don’t agree with it and can’t imagine enjoying the taste of it.

get a packet of Minstrels and make a cup of tea

put a Minstrel on a teaspoon and hold it just under the surface of the tea

wait just long enough that the outer shell stays rigid but the chocolate inside melts

stick it in your mouth, crunch down and enjoy all that hot liquid chocolate running over your tastebuds (was going to phrase this much ruder)

go to heaven

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