What's Your Top 3?: Opening lines

No over-thinking, no spreadsheets, no calculations, just hit me with a top 3 for each topic on instinct alone.

All of your friends are cunts, your mother is a ballpoint pen thief Mclusky - Gareth Brown Says

I bet you twenty pounds
If you knew ten years ago how pretty you’d turn out
Then you’d have never have gotten your ears pierced
But I never got my ears pierced and look how I turned out
Los Campesinos! - The International Tweexcore Underground

I went home with a waitress
the way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too
Warren Zevon - Lawyers Guns & Money

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Neutral Milk Hotel - The King of Carrot Flowers, pts 2 & 3

I love you, Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, I love you
Yes, I do

Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind

Someone’s got it in for me
They’re planting stories in the press

Misfits - Last Caress

I got something to say
I killed a baby today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as it’s dead

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Nearly had Positively 4th Street on my list

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Or Desolation Row, or Visions of Johanna

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That arab strap one about the big cock

It was the biggest cock you’d ever seen,
But you’ve no idea where that cock has been.
You said you were careful - you never were with me.
I heard you did it four times but johnnies come in packs of three.

Converge - concubine

Dear, I’ll stay gold just to keep these pasts at bay
To keep the loneliest of nights from claiming you
And to keep these longest of days from waking you
For I felt the greatest of winters coming
And I saw you as seasons shifting from blue to grey
That’s where the coldest of these days await me
And distance lays her heavy head beside me
There I’ll stay gold, forever gold

The Boss

Light’s out tonight
Trouble in the heartland
Got a head-on collision
Smashin’ in my guts, man
Caught in a crossfire
That I don’t understand

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In 1984, I was hospitalised for approaching perfection (Random Rules)

Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife, for the first time in your life (Dress Sexy at My Funeral)

Goddamn, man child. You fucked me so good that I almost said “I love you” (Norman Fucking Rockwell)

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Son, I’m Thirty
I only went with your mother ‘cos she’s dirty
And I don’t have a decent bone in me

Happy Mondays - Kinky Afro

Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn’s my mother
Jesus is my bestest friend
We don’t need nobody, 'cause we got each other
Or at least I pretend

Lana Del Rey - Body Electric

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
You were talking so brave and so sweet
Giving me head on the unmade bed
While the limousines wait in the street

Leonard Cohen - Chelsea Hotel No. 2

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Great shout

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Bob Dylan - Blowin in the wind
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?

Obby Oss May Day Song
Unite and unite and let us all unite,
For summer is acome unto day,
And whither we are going we will all unite,
In the merry morning of May.

Kay Sutcliffe - Cole Not Dole (sung by a load of people but originally a poem)
It stands so proud, the wheel so still,
A ghostlike figure on the hill.
It seems so strange, there is no sound,
Now there are no men underground.

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Cat Power - The Greatest
Once I wanted to be the greatest
*
So simple but careworn and sets the whole song and indeed album up

Elliott Smith - Pretty Mary K (Other Version)
Pretty Mary K walks along the dock
With some sailor’s pay shoved down in her sock
*
Incredibly evocative, just paints a picture instantly.

New Order - Sub-Cukture

I like walking in the park
When it gets late at night
*
Brilliantly banal.

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Well, my friends are gone and my hair is grey
I ache in the places that I used to play
And I’m crazy for love, but I’m not coming on
Tower of Song/ Leornard Cohen

I’m beginning to hear voices and there’s no one around
Well, I’m all used up and the fields have turned brown
Cold Irons Bound/ Bob Dylan

Asylums with doors open wide,
Where people had paid to see inside,
For entertainment they watch his body twist,
Behind his eyes he says, ‘I still exist.’
Atrocity Exhibition/ Joy Division

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I fought against the bottle / but I had to do it drunk
Leonard Cohen - That Don’t Make it Junk

Jesus died for somebody’s sins / but not mine
Patti Smith - Gloria

Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City

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Can’t believe I’m in first with this one (ah damn it, beaten).

“In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
Slowly screwing my way across Europe
They had to make a correction”
Silver Jews - Random Roles

“Jesus is just a Spanish boy’s name
How could one man get so much fame?
To enemy, it’s pointless to anybody
That doesn’t have faith
Give me the cloth and I’ll wipe my face”
Frightened Rabbit - Head Rolls Off

“They’re selling postcards of the hanging
They’re painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town”
Bob Dylan - Desolation Row

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Yeah I should have gone for this actually.

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The 1 by Taylor Swift is good too

I’m doing good, I’m on some new shit
Been saying “yes” instead of “no”
I thought I saw you at the bus stop, I didn’t though

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Particular fan of these if they’re the first song on the album too…

I’m a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
I’m a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb

The Stooges - Search & Destroy

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It’s fun to lose and to pretend

Nirvana - Smell Like Teen Spirit

Well I jumped
And fled this fucking heap on doctored wings
My flailing pinions with splints and rags and crutches

The Birthday Party - Mutiny In Heaven

Worst, by The Beatles

Well she was just seventeen
You know what I mean

Creepy…

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Yeah, it was the first that came to mind for me too :grin:

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Think I’m just lifting mine from the Top 3 Lyrics thread

Arab Strap - Packs of Three

It was the biggest cock you’d ever seen
but you’ve no idea where that cock has been

Refused - Worms of the Senses / Faculties of the Skull
I got a bone to pick with capitalism
And a few to break

And I’ll pick a new one to make three…

Los Campesinos! - I Just Sighed…
First and foremost, oh, let it be said I am writing this at 7:10 am
On the hard dry tarmac of a vacant forecourt
Astronomically speaking, it’s the first day of autumn

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Came out 14 years ago :grinning:

Ah, I should have said ‘different’ one, as in I didn’t choose it for the top 3 lyrics thread.

Also ffs, TIME! :sob:

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