"When a band is described as ______, I wont listen"

Music
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Like Iain Duncan Smith…on acid!

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26

Usually if any kind of description is necessary beyond the genre it’s just going to be more boring dudes playing guitars/synths trying to convince themselves they don’t just sound like any other indie band.

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Piano House

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30

Metalcore and screamo are good imo imho

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Pastoral

32

The next Nirvana.

Also (unpopular opinion) the original Nirvana.

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33

like ___ ON ACID

34

ska

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35

Quite like the idea of low and high basslines in that.

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’Next hype’

37

Electronica

Whatever it’s supposed to mean.

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This is what Gracenote identifies about 75% of my music with. The utterly redundant a on the end proper rustles my jimmies.

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Maybe all the journalists are actually correct to use the description after all, who’d have thought eh?

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40

I would be bored after 15 seconds so you’re doing better than me

Similarly anything that has “soundscapes” in the description

Each to their own, this is not a criticism

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The finest [band in Britain etc.]
Proper radio 6 dad phrasing that guarantees the artist is boring.

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42

Proper haircuts.

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43

Britpop

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44

Here to give _____ a kick up the arse.

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45

2010s revival

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