When a film starts with written text....

1264 years ago, the people of blah…

Do you read and comprehend that stuff?

  • Yes. Read and comprehend.
  • Is that even possible? No. Obviously.
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I switch it off because its bound to be shit

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It needs a depends because honestly, I don’t even care to try unless I’m really invested.

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Hey buddy if I wanted to read I’d have gone the library

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It’s just like the OP of a thread when you think about it.

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That’s a Morricone

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Yes, yes I do

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Probably my favourite type of film tbh

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Ice T

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When the text hits your eyes,
And the backstory’s summarised

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OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

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Is there a comprehensive list of films that have spoofed the start of Star Wars?

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the bones are their money

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The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE. GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER.

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I think one of my least favourite cinema experiences. I just felt miserable for 2 hours.

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Will only read it properly if it’s something that really holds my interest - e.g. if I see a mention of trade disputes

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