when animals like human things

cows like brass bands
monkeys like magic tricks

sometimes pigeons get on the train

are there more?

proof



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Cats love ennui

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Owls with graduation hats.

(A one liner nicked from 30 Rock.)

Badgers are really into crossfit

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don’t agree with any so far

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Ennui is a cat thing that humans borrow.

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:dog2:+ :skateboard:

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Parakeets like Talking Heads

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Sheep like watching television.

Dogs like to run for (fur?) public office

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I like his hat

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I think if I saw an unaccompanied animal getting on and off the train I’d be overjoyed

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Reckon this works for buses too, especially if they ring the bell for their stop themselves.

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Japanese cats love museums.

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have you seen that documentary about the cat who lives at studio ghibli. they also like animation.

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My dog loves her dressing gown

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Elephants think humans are cute

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I saw a video of an elephant making fun of a rhino the other day by picking up a log and pretending it was a horn

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Haha would love to see his stand up one day

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rabbits love fucking

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