When David Brent doesn't get promoted

Yep. Have to do one every 2-3 years. It’s pretty full on: have to give blood, urine, stool samples, have an ECG, chest x-ray and a physical examination.
It was basically to make sure you were fit and healthy enough to work overseas in potentially challenging environments.

Stool samples?
I’d definitely be sacked then.

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Had to prepare the sample at home and take it with me on the train to the hospital. It involved a pizza box, plastic spoon and the loss of my dignity.

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Why didn’t you just poo at the hospital?

Can categorically state that I would take any job that involves me shitting in a pizza box at home

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Dunno, these are the instructions: