#26

was that man Billy Bragg?

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#27

Don’t be a hero, twat…

(Remembering from old DiS - ^this was your story right?)

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#28
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#29

Good :+1:

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#31

There is always a presumption that the person looking down at their phone screen is responsible for the clash.

#34

Never! I’m a very considerate, attention-paying walker.

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#35

I am siding with you here.

#37

Autocorrect?

#38

That was just because I found japes’s post funny. Obviously penoids are in the wrong.

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#40

If someone barged into me in the street I’d blow my boiler

Has anyone made any references to boilers up thread? This one only really works if they have. I’ve only read the last five or so replies.

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#41

can’t tell if that photo is you looking moody or some footballist

#42

Boiler? I barely etc etc

#43

I got done off my mum the other day cause I’ve broken my arm but I rode my bike. Its amazing how I’m still scared of my mum when she’s dead mad. She’s way shorter than me, but I feel tiny when she’s dead mad.

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#45

At all points east last week I accidentally stepped on a woman’s foot as I was moving through a very crowded bit of crowd (leaving the crowd not pushing in like a selfish prick (although I did also do that earlier :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:)). The woman then called me a dick and physically attacked me! (Pushed me :fearful:) - I think she might have been wearing flip flops of something as it seemed a bit of an over the top reaction to me. #sorrynotsorry

That’s like getting told off yeah?

#46

When I say pushed in, obviously in a very apologetic way, lots of sorries and excuse mes etc

#47

Flip flops were a poor choice on her part really

#48

should have told him ‘just because YOU’RE going forwards doesn’t mean’ etcetc

#49

I’ve had a couple of people come up to me in the street and have a go at me for being miserable. Seriously. One woman properly made a beeline for me and said ‘Sort your bloody face out’. Never met her before in my life. Then went on to tell me how she hates miserable people. Thought about saying i’d just found out i had brain cancer or something. Bit off that ain’t it, you don’t know what’s happening in peoples heads.

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#50

Was told off by a priest quite recently for disrespecting the church because I was talking (quietly) with the tv’s relatives while waiting for him to get his arse in gear and dunk the head or whatever. No talking in that church. Prick.

#51

Usually make a point of getting my phone out during especially long services to irk the clergy a bit.

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